I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
"I relate to you, Ralph."
introductory paragraph of my essay:
George R.R. Martin tweeted this with the caption, “Well played, bookstore. Well played.”
First I was excited for the Wonder Women one but then I got to the Game Of Thrones I full on lost it!
I simply love the new Cinderella one, simple but very elegant with just a little shine! And the overlay of Rapunzel’s dress is flawless. Who is your favorite?
I want the Snow White dress with the cape. I want it.
a baby otter’s first attempt at swimming and floating.
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